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[Jun. 13th, 2007|08:15 pm] |
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Started around sixihsh, got a call from mom she said there was some wierd stuff on the radio. checked cnn.com, couldn't believe my eyes i was like wtf?!?!?. zombies. motherfucking zombies on my motherfucking plane.
five bucks says they came from congress lol.
mom got home before they got here, they lurch slower than the metro and cars. I took stock of our inventory: not much. Sara'll have more luck since she has her archery ewuipment and swords and jank, markoff has guns probably, rachels parents have weapons, what do I have? some fucking knives, bamboo staves, and a wooden sword, oh yesh, a fireplace poker too and some heavy books to throw
wish i could get in tocuh with flan she'd know what to do her whole life is about zombies and im not fucing kidding srsly, maybe they got her
Fumnny that i started the zombie thread in dada today right? not really. precognition ftw?
christ i wish i'd played resident evil, i have a hammer but that's about it, theres a sacucepan on my head and i have shit to throw at them, also there are matches and fire i dont think thety like fire.
cant leve the cats here i dont wanr them to be zombie chow maybe i can try and carry them to safety nah, not gonna work, i love my cats but theyll scratch me up.
maybe i can hit them with my hardback eldest that might put thad damn book to some good use amirite?! ill yse the brick if worst comes to worst, garotte em with some power cords, maybe electric shock em i dunno. hit em with lieby if my life is in danger otherwise the compy is sacred, i love my compy
lucky for me i live at the top of my condos and my place is the last one theyd come to, max is barking next door and i hope jen and jeff are doing ok.
probably not, argh.
theyre hammeing at the door not much time, kitchenwindow broke and marcos yowling something fierce wish I had a gun, gonna post now this if you never hear from me again rest assured i died like a hero, or at least maybe didn't widdle my pants kk thanks
i love you all
alex |
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